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I am RPattz...
hear me roar!
Created on 2008-05-28 10:28:50 (#15715844), last updated 2009-01-13
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Basic Info| Name: | Robert Pattinson |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1986-05-13 |
| Location: | Los Angeles, California, United States |
BioUhm, hi, I'm Robert Thomas Pattinson. I don't really like my name, so I guess you can call me RPattz. I wasn't fucking serious about Spunk Ransom, you douches and Twilight Moms, so stop that.
Here is a picture of me, wearing clothes from 5 years ago. I don't really care, I look good.
If you don't know who I am, I don't blame you. But you may remember me from my work on Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. I played Cedric Diggory. He was kind of a pretty boy, popular, and all the girls loved him. I couldn't really relate, though... because he died.
Now most of you like to think of me as that fag "Edward Cullen." Well, don't. I only did that for the money, and I likely won't work again because I played such a stupid role. I am signed for a contract to play the fairy princess Edward in two more movies, but if this journal shit is leaked, I may not have a job tomorrow. I guess I'll go back to London and make a record, but it's a 10 hour flight, so I don't know.
Here's another picture of me.
Clearly, I like drinking and partying. This is because I'm young, and I don't like children. At all. If you want to get with me, provide me with booze, weed, and you must clap for me, at the end of every take. CLAP CLAP CLAP, bitches. Don't touch me, though, motherfucker. Oh, and you better be good looking, too.
Finally, to all of you who thought Gaspard should've played Edward the Muse-loving, Guitar Hero-sucking, pansy, cushy, spunk-sucking pussy who wouldn't kill that room full of school children because he has no balls.... to you I say:
Now I will get high out of my mind, thanks.
Here is a picture of me, wearing clothes from 5 years ago. I don't really care, I look good.
If you don't know who I am, I don't blame you. But you may remember me from my work on Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. I played Cedric Diggory. He was kind of a pretty boy, popular, and all the girls loved him. I couldn't really relate, though... because he died.
Now most of you like to think of me as that fag "Edward Cullen." Well, don't. I only did that for the money, and I likely won't work again because I played such a stupid role. I am signed for a contract to play the fairy princess Edward in two more movies, but if this journal shit is leaked, I may not have a job tomorrow. I guess I'll go back to London and make a record, but it's a 10 hour flight, so I don't know.
Here's another picture of me.
Clearly, I like drinking and partying. This is because I'm young, and I don't like children. At all. If you want to get with me, provide me with booze, weed, and you must clap for me, at the end of every take. CLAP CLAP CLAP, bitches. Don't touch me, though, motherfucker. Oh, and you better be good looking, too.
Finally, to all of you who thought Gaspard should've played Edward the Muse-loving, Guitar Hero-sucking, pansy, cushy, spunk-sucking pussy who wouldn't kill that room full of school children because he has no balls.... to you I say:
Now I will get high out of my mind, thanks.
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acting, american idol, beanies, booze, breaking umbrellas, bumfights, clapping, club hyde, coffee, daniel radcliffe, dogs, emma watson, fast food, german models, hobos, in-n-out burger, jack nicholson, james brown, katie leung, kristen stewart, last tango in paris, money, not children, not edward cullen, not gaspard, not interviews, not me, not shopping, not twilight, not twimoms, not uggs, not umbrellas, piano playing, pippi longstocking, pouting, power, pretty ladies, sarcasm, sex, sexuality, singing, solitude, song writing, squirrels, sunny weather, toilet paper, tom sturridge, viktor krum, weed, west hollywood, x factor, youtube
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